Boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me
Me: *puts diamond ring on* na
me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours*
anything: *makes a noise*
me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones
i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry